What do you get if you cross a Mexican with an Irishman?

A redhead who can tan.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

What do you call a Mexican Gummy Bear?

Delici**OSO**!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helephino.

What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino?

ell if I know.

Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

What's the most useless thing on a woman?

A drunk Irishman.

Redhead Jokes More Redhead Jokes

What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?

Answer: There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on

Why aren't redheads very good R&B singers?

Because they have no soul