By craic-ing his knuckles.
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He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.
Rick O'Shea.
17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins
The designated driver.
Lean 3 shovels against the wall and tell him to take his pick.
So they look like their mothers
A Leper-Chaun
5. 1 to screw in the light bulb, and 4 to remark on how grand the old one was.
European.
To be sure to be sure
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A mashed potato.
Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."
Because one more would be too farty
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Because any more would be too farty.
It drives me nuts.
Patty O'Furniture.
Paddy Hor D'oeuvre
The whiskey usually doesn't get drunk until it's at least ten years old.
Rick O'Shea
Rick O'Shay.
A drunk Irishman.
An alcoholic with a drinking problem
Very blight.
Because gingers don't have Souls.
Rick O'Shay
One less drunken Irishman
A liar.
Because one more would have been too farty.
A: Starvation. Q: And what does he have for dessert A: Ethnic cleansing.
Because one more would be too farty.
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Whiskey sour
A baked potato.
A leperchaun! :D
One. He is drunk, and he tells the bulb to screw itself.
He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.
Paddy O'Furniture
OC A quadriplegic.
Ring him while he's ironing...
One to get in and one to get out.
Patty O'Furnature
They can never get past the bar.
One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.
A redhead who can tan.
Komm, Sean!
You would too if you were a ginger
A: The one on the motorbike.
An Irishman trying to get a tan.
A: Third grade.
a surprisingly stable person according to my Homie O'Statis.
They're both tree fellers.
a paleontologist.
because I had to help him....."
Patty O'Furniture
To get to the other side.
He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.
You only pick out the K's when you take an eye exam.
When she pulls out the tampon, the cotton's been picked clean.
When they are read.
The Post Office
Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."
Because 1 more would have been 240...
Because no one man should have all that flour.
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You're-a-peein"
When European.
2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.
