By craic-ing his knuckles.
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Coffee Mug
He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.
Rick O'Shea.
17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins
The designated driver.
Lean 3 shovels against the wall and tell him to take his pick.
So they look like their mothers
A Leper-Chaun
5. 1 to screw in the light bulb, and 4 to remark on how grand the old one was.
European.
To be sure to be sure
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A mashed potato.
Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."
Because one more would be too farty
Patty-OFurniture
Because any more would be too farty.
It drives me nuts.
Patty O'Furniture.
Paddy Hor D'oeuvre
The whiskey usually doesn't get drunk until it's at least ten years old.
Rick O'Shea
Rick O'Shay.
A drunk Irishman.
An alcoholic with a drinking problem
Very blight.
Because gingers don't have Souls.
Rick O'Shay
One less drunken Irishman
A liar.
Because one more would have been too farty.
A: Starvation. Q: And what does he have for dessert A: Ethnic cleansing.
Because one more would be too farty.
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Whiskey sour
A baked potato.
A leperchaun! :D
One. He is drunk, and he tells the bulb to screw itself.
He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.
Paddy O'Furniture
OC A quadriplegic.
Ring him while he's ironing...
One to get in and one to get out.
Patty O'Furnature
They can never get past the bar.
One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.
A redhead who can tan.
Komm, Sean!
You would too if you were a ginger
A: The one on the motorbike.
An Irishman trying to get a tan.
A: Third grade.
a surprisingly stable person according to my Homie O'Statis.
They're both tree fellers.
a paleontologist.
because I had to help him....."
Patty O'Furniture
Spine
She was always using fowl language.
Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.
A hundred dollar bill.
If it ends up on your wall, you're probably retarded.
3 hours later* Her: What are you talking about
SINGLE
A: He got arrested just like you would've.
A spooky dookie.
Because they try to get everyone fined for copyright.
Everytime he tried, he was told that she was young and that they tried not to sectionalise her.
If there were one more it would be two-farty!
If they had one more it would be to farty
