One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.
He didn't want any beef.
Because it was more Loki than he wanted.
Me: Paid administrative leave.
Student: Why do we need to go to college? Teacher: So we can get a high paying job Student: Why do we need a high paying job Teacher: So we can get lots of money Student: Why do we need lots of money Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans
To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.
Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."
He had to get plaid.
x-post /r/puns Scotch.
Student: "By staying home"
A teabag stays in the cup longer...
European.
An Irishman trying to get a tan.
Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.
One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.
Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.
The German.
