One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.
They want everything to be straight.
A key.
Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.
Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.
A: He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
The codpiece he made out of his girlfriend's face.
Kilt
You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.
Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog
One. He is drunk, and he tells the bulb to screw itself.
A: Starvation. Q: And what does he have for dessert A: Ethnic cleansing.
Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!
Regular rocks are too heavy.
Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.
You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.
The German.
