Why do Republicans use rulers?

They want everything to be straight.

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What do you say if you want someone to hold the lift?

Ans: Hodor

What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

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Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

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What does a radical, democrat and republican have in common?

They both want to make money off of other people's work!

How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

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What is the most noble office supply?

The ruler!

Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

A: To see how long he slept.