Why do Republicans use rulers?

They want everything to be straight.

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Why don't many Greek men move to other countries?

They don't want to leave their brothers behind

Why is he crying?

Me: That's a teardrop tattoo. 5: Oh. Did he shank someone in prison M: What 5: Remind him I want extra guacamole.

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What do you call a timid person that uses Snapchat?

A snapping turtle!

Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

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Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

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Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.

Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.