They want everything to be straight.
Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!
Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.
Use the forks Luke.
Because he had to use the bathroom.
Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.
Republicans sign their checks on the front, and democrats sign on the back.
She was always told a ruler was 12 inches!
because that's what they measure.
