What do you get when you mix a cat and a blender?

A visit from the cops.

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Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix a Native American and an Irishman?

An alcoholic with a drinking problem

What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting?

Concentration camps.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Whats so special about "demon cats"?

Aren't all cats pure evil

What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?

The purr-rimiter.

Visit Jokes More Visit Jokes

How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.

Why did Leonardo DiCaprio visit Sesame Street?

It was his only chance to see an Oscar

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.

How do you fit 3 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

do NOT respond with "I know, right !"

Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side?

A: So the cops can find the handles.