What do you get when you mix a cat and a blender?

A visit from the cops.

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What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together?

it's must-up ..

What does a Canadian get by mixing black and white?

Greh.

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What did the cat say to the banana?

Banana. .. What did the cow say to the banana Banana. .. What did the goat say to the banana Baaah- nothing. Goats can't talk.

What do you get when you cross my brain with a cat?

A cat.

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What can you tell a black kid to do?

Go visit his family tree.

Why did the cookie visit the doctor?

He was feeling a little crummy.

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

with a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.

What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

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Why do cops make good farmers?

They're good at planting evidence.

What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.