What do you get when you mix a cat and a blender?

A visit from the cops.

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What do you get when you mix a cat and a blender?

A visit from the cops.

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What do you get when you mix a cat and a blender?

A visit from the cops.

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What do you get when you mix a cat and a blender?

A visit from the cops.

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