How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you understand women?

I really just want to know.

What do you do in your free time?

I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

What did the psychic velociraptor say to his friend?

Dino what you're thinking."

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Why do New Yorkers like to visit Minnesota?

Because that's where the mini apple is!

Why don't nervous vegans visit Germany?

They fear the wurst!

Starbuck Jokes More Starbuck Jokes

What did the hipster say when a starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!"

What's the currency in space?

Starbucks

White Girl Jokes More White Girl Jokes

Why do white girls travel in groups of 3?

Because they can't even

Why can't white girls finish their sentences?

Because they can't even

Grave Jokes More Grave Jokes

What would Jimi Hendrix be doing today if he was still alive?

Trying to get out of his grave.

What do you call it when a cremated person spins in their grave?

An Urn-ado.