There's Starbucks next to the headstone.
Once you know Juan, you know Jamal
He'll have water on the brain.
A: Because he's married.
Google, like everybody does.
Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.
A: Can't complain ...
You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas
Because they can't even!
Because they're so basic.
They bring flowers to his grave.
