How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How long has your car been doing that?

Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.

Why do black people always say "I know right"?

Because they have no right.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

When is a dog not a dog?

When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend.

What's the worst part about 4 black guys driving off a cliff in an escalade?

They were my friends. :(

Visit Jokes More Visit Jokes

Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

What did the surfer say when he visited Syria?

This place is totally radical!

Starbuck Jokes More Starbuck Jokes

What's the currency in space?

Starbucks

How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...

White Girl Jokes More White Girl Jokes

What do you call a TV reality show where a 50 year old white man is trying to get laid?

To catch a predator. Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even! Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) They seem to be really rare.

What's the difference between an Asian and a dumb white girl?

The Asian try to get the A, but the white girl try to get the D

Grave Jokes More Grave Jokes

Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.