What is a prime way of knowing when a retard is thirsty?

He'll have water on the brain.

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What do you call a smart knife?

Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.

How do you know a shirt has phoned you?

Collar ID

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What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

What do you call a gorilla in water?

Harambait.

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What is a prime way of knowing when a retard is thirsty?

He'll have water on the brain.

What is the difference between Ellen Pao her brain and Aids?

Aids develops itself

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How can you tell retarded kids form the art students?

Retards don't wear Black.

What do you call a retard who is super high?

a baked potato lol xD