What is a prime way of knowing when a retard is thirsty?

He'll have water on the brain.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many jail guards does it take to change a light bulb?

Why does it matter Everyone knows the prison system can't change anything.

What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why don't white supremacist drink the water in Central America?

Because it's Nicaragua

What do the Syrian refugees and water have in common?

They both keep trying to get on our shores....

Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

Why is the brain always anxious?

It's part of the nervous system.

What food is good for the brain?

Noodle soup.

Retard Jokes More Retard Jokes

What do you call a tractor trailer that can't keep up with the others?

Self) Semi retarded.

What do you call an old man whose retarded?

Bernie Sanders!!