What do you call a armless, legless man in water?

Bob.

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What do you call an uneven body of water?

An inconsistensea.

How do you tell if water is true or false?

Bring it to a bool.

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What Do You Call Bob The Builder When He Retires?

Bob.

What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

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What do you call a armless, legless man in water?

Bob.

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

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What do you call a armless, legless man in water?

Bob.

Why was the legless man immortal?

Because he couldn't kick the bucket.