What do you call a armless, legless man in water?

Bob.

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Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

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What's your blud type bob?

Typo

What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

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What do you call a armless, legless man in water?

Bob.

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

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Why was the legless man immortal?

Because he couldn't kick the bucket.

What do you call a armless, legless man in water?

Bob.