What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

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What did the child with no arms get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

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What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod

What do internet pirates have on their legs?

j.pegs

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What does the man with two left feet ask the shoe salesman?

Do you sell flip-flips?"

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

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What do you call 1000 emo kids at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

What do you call four Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean?

Quatro Sinko

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What does he have now?

Diabetes. Bob has diabetes.

What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann