What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

What has got four legs and an arm?

A: A Rottweiler in a playground.

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How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree

Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?

To keep here legs closed.

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How does the Navy separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

What separates the men from the boys in the Catholic Church?

A condom.

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What kind of hair do oceans have ?

Wavy !

Why was the ocean always sad?

Because the beach never waved back.

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What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.