What did the diva with Alzheimer's disease say?

credit to one of the writers from Bob's Burgers).

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What's more impressive than the talking dragon?

A spelling bee. Credit goes to a cheesestick wrapper!

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool

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What is the good thing about Alzheimer's disease?

That you get to meet new people everyday!

What is Alzheimer's?

WHAT IS ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE?

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What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.

Why did Bob disagree with communism?

He thought it was such Bolshevik.

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How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie?

A: She's the one sleeping with the writer.

What's the difference between a park bench and a writer?

A park bench can support a family.