How did you find your steak sir?

Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!

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Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ?

Jail-birds !

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What's an Irish seven course meal?

A six pack and a potato

What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

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How do sharks like their steak?

Whale-done :)

Why is the beef in Colorado so good?

Because the steaks are high.

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What did the server say when the customer requested something they didn't have?

404

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween?

Happy halloweenie