How did you find your steak sir?

Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!

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What did the guy say when he found out that his wife's breast s had implants?

THOSE ARE SILLY CONES"

Why do girls like me more when i'm preparing potatoes?

Because they find me more appealing.

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Why do dentists like potatoes?

Because they are so filling.

Where is potatoes?

This winter is very cold. Family is starve.

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Why do you have your thumb on my steak?

So I don't drop it again, Sir."

Why are steak puns so rare?

Because they are never well done.

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How would you handle a complaint from a customer?

Applicant: Well that depends, what's the complaint? Interviewer: He's complaining that his burger had onions on it, even though he specifically asked they were to be removed. Applicant: Well I'd start by telling him he's in the retail section.

How Pokemon go came to be Customers: "Niantic, can we have 151 Pokemon?

Niantic: "147 Pokemon You want to have 145 Pokemon ! What are you going to do with 142 Pokemon !"