How did you find your steak sir?

Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!

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Why did the Red sea not find a good husband?

because she was too shallow.

What is worse than finding 100 dead babies in a trash bin?

Finding 1 dead Baby in 100 trash bins.

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Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

How did you find your steak sir?

Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!

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What's the worst cut of steak?

Amazon Prime.

Why did the rancher get out of the hemp-fed beef market?

The steaks were too high.

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What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

What did the waitress say to the customer after she forgot his Miso soup?

A: uh, me so sorry.