Why are steak puns so rare?

Because they are never well done.

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What are people afraid of puns called?

Homophonic I'm sorry...

Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

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Why do Butchers don't risk it all in life?

Because the Steaks are too high.

Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.