Why are steak puns so rare?

Because they are never well done.

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What do you call a funny baked good?

a pun

Why aren't puns called pows?

It is a play on words, after all

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How do sharks like their steak?

Whale-done :)

Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.