Why are steak puns so rare?

Because they are never well done.

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Where do you put a hot dog?

On a pun.

What is the main ingredient of a fractal fondue?

Mandel broth Ha ha ha The puns I make up while working as a grocery cashier..

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What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.

Why don't I have a boyfriend?

God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.