Why do Butchers don't risk it all in life?

Because the Steaks are too high.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why is it called "the circle of life"?

Because it's pointless.

What do you call a semiaquatic, furry little animal than never amounted to anything in it's life?

An *otter* failure (I'll see myself out)

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

How did you find your steak sir?

Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!

Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.

Risk Jokes More Risk Jokes

How did the Jamaican meteorologist report the risk of flash flooding?

Mon, soon."

How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

Why do Butchers don't risk it all in life?

Because the Steaks are too high.

Why was the Butcher depressed?

Because his life was in shambles.