Why do Butchers don't risk it all in life?

Because the Steaks are too high.

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What did 'b' say to his friend 'e' after 'e' saved his life?

AY E! I O U edit: added Y

What is Mr. Corn's philosophy on life?

Life is a maze.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What happens when you give a cow marijuana?

The "steaks" get higher

Why is steak harder to cook than spinach?

It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.

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What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?

Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.

What did the Chinese fisherman say to his at-risk son?

Stay on the junk, and you'll go far.

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

Who's there ! Butcher ! Butcher who ?

Butcher your arms around me !

Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.