Why do Butchers don't risk it all in life?

Because the Steaks are too high.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What bring a dead duck back to life?

A dead bullfrog.

Where have you been all my life?

Please go back there.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

How does Lady Gaga like her... ...Steaks?

Raw, Raw, Raw Raw Raw!

What happens when you give a cow a joint?

The steaks are high

Risk Jokes More Risk Jokes

How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

Why did the butcher work extra hours at the shop?

To make ends meat.

How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty"