Why do Butchers don't risk it all in life?

Because the Steaks are too high.

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What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.

Who's Angry in Japan?

The director of Life of Pi.

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What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

Why are steak puns so rare?

Because they are never well done.

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How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

Why do Butchers don't risk it all in life?

Because the Steaks are too high.

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How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty"

What is it that you do?

He: "I'm a butcher."