What bring a dead duck back to life?

A dead bullfrog.

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Why was the cow scared about going into the slaughter house?

His life was at stake. Badum psh.

How is life in North Korea?

I wrote to my North Korean pen pal "I can't complain" he wrote back.

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Why do Native Americans hate April showers?

Because they bring Mayflowers

Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.

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What bring a dead duck back to life?

A dead bullfrog.

What has two legs but can't walk?

A dead duck.