What bring a dead duck back to life?

A dead bullfrog.

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What did the dyslexic man do when life gave him lemons?

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How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.

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What bring a dead duck back to life?

A dead bullfrog.

What has two legs but can't walk?

A dead duck.