What did the gymnast and the grad student have in common?

The both had an outstanding balance.

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How do you get a grad student off your porch?

You pay them for the pizza.

What did the gymnast and the grad student have in common?

The both had an outstanding balance.

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What did the gymnast and the grad student have in common?

The both had an outstanding balance.

Why is it so easy to make plans with a gymnast?

A: Because their schedules are so flexible.

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What did the gymnast and the grad student have in common?

The both had an outstanding balance.

Why did the gymnast's account get sent to collections?

She had an outstanding balance.