What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table

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What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

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Why did the tear testify in court?

Because he was an eye wetness.

What do you mean you can't sleep?

It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*

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What do you call a short sleeved British shirt?

A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.

Why should you never shout at a pirate?

Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)

Snooker Table Jokes More Snooker Table Jokes

Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table