What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table

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Why can't a dog clap in the middle of a movie?

Because it keeps hitting pause.

Why couldn't the rocketeer hit her target?

Because they were too Phar-ah way. I'm not sorry.

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What's the square root of optimus prime?

I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.

What do you call a deer with flashlights for eyes?

A bright eye deer.

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Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?

Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.

What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?

He got hurt from harmful rays

Snooker Table Jokes More Snooker Table Jokes

How do you make a snooker table laugh?

Put your hands in its pockets & tickle its balls.

Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.