What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table

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What's the difference between Rihanna and Britney Spears?

Britney asked to be hit one more time..

Why did the boy drop his icecream?

He was hit by a truck.

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What do you get when you cross a fish with no eyes?

PETA

Why did the tear testify in court?

Because he was an eye wetness.

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Why do women like roses?

Because they are pretty and hurt you.

Who hurt you?

unless you want to sit through a 13 hour PowerPoint presentation.

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How do you make a snooker table laugh?

Put your hands in its pockets & tickle its balls.

Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.