What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

LONG) Damn.

What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

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Why do you look out the window in the morning?

A: Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.

How do you know if you are having a good time?

When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.

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When you are hit in the... - ball boy https://www.youtube.com/watch?

v=rMMFHcRSjR8

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit? Looks like we're snowed in.

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What do you call a fish out of water?

Asians? Idk it's been a rough day.

What do you call a fish that's on its way to somewhere?

Salmon en route