What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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Where do we go?

Me: Left Axl: Where do we go now Me: Straight. Axl: Oh, where do we go now Me: Damn it, Axl, let me drive!

What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

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How many babies do you need to paint a wall?

It depends how strong you throw them

What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common?

Their last big hits were The Wall.

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What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

Why did the Redditors like when a tornado hit a fence?

There was a lot of reposting to do

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Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

What are you fishing for sonny?

Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms.