What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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What's a Jackhammer's Best Friend?

Cast Steel! Bahahahahah! You know! Cause it has a poor dampening value it vibrates so much! They um. They both vibrate. Well ok. One vibrates, the other reciprocates. That's kinda... Hehe. Heh. Reciprocate my humor damn it!

When one gun says to the other, "Damn dude, those are some nice bullets, where'd you get them?

the second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."

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What does a spider do when he gets angry ?

He goes up the wall !

What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?

The wall behind him.

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What would LMFAO's hit song be called if they were Russian?

I'm Slavic and I know it"

What's going on in this movie?

Him: Lin, I just hit play 90 seconds ago. Me: Wow! New record.

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What do you call a fish that likes to cook?

Bobby Fillet

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze