What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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What do Princess Diana, Kurt Cobain, and Pink Floyd all have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

What do you call an Irishman who bounces off of walls?

Rick O'Shea.

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Why did little Dan dropped his ice cream?

He was hit by a buss

Why did the stick-figure man's arm keep hitting him in the face?

Because it was the punch line.

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What did one fish ask the other?

So how do you drive this thing

What is Bart Simpsons' favorite kind of fish?

Stealhead!