What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

A bad golfer goes "Damn!" A bad skydiver goes "Damn!"

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What kind of room has no walls?

A mushroom!

What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt Sr have in common?

Each of their last big hits was the wall.

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What's worse than getting rejected by an attractive stranger?

Getting hit on by an ugly stranger.

Why did the armadillo cross the road?

It didn't, it made it halfway and then got hit by a truck.

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Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

A: Because Robin ate the worms.

What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.