What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

LONG) Damn.

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What's red and silver and bumps in to walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.

How do you give a time-out to a Mexican child?

Have him stand against a wall.

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What do you call The Dynamic Duo after they got hit by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

Why did the masochist STOP hitting himself on the head with a hammer ?

Because it hurt.

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How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A: A fish!

Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.