What do you call a fish that's on its way to somewhere?

Salmon en route

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What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

How do you get a full grown elephant on to the subway?

You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".

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How does Chuck Norris go fishing?

You, you and you. Get out."

How do you stop a fish from smelling?

Cut its nose off.

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How long did it take the fish to go to the store?

salmon or eight minutes.

What do you call a fish that's on its way to somewhere?

Salmon en route