What did the salmon say to his shy Japanese girlfriend?

Don't be koi.

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What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

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What did the salmon say when it hit the wall?

Dam"

What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella