What did the salmon say to his shy Japanese girlfriend?

Don't be koi.

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What the japanese version of mission impossible?

Miso impossible

What is Snoopy's favorite Japanese dish?

Snushi.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Salmon

Where does a salmon go to deposit a check?

To the river bank!