What did the salmon say to his shy Japanese girlfriend?

Don't be koi.

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How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

What piece of clothing is made overseas in an Asia country?

Japanese

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Salmon

What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella