What did the salmon say to his shy Japanese girlfriend?

Don't be koi.

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What did the japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

Commit sushi

What do you get when you combine two Japanese demons?

A two-eyed onion.

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What did the salmon say to his shy Japanese girlfriend?

Don't be koi.

What do you call a Salmon that sets a good example?

A roe model.