What did the salmon say to his shy Japanese girlfriend?

Don't be koi.

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What does a Japanese girl ride?

Niisan.

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

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What do you call a Salmon that sets a good example?

A roe model.

What do you call a fish that's on its way to somewhere?

Salmon en route