What did the salmon say to his shy Japanese girlfriend?

Don't be koi.

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What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

What do you call an alcohol free Japanese city?

Nadasaki

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What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?

IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!"

What do you call a Salmon that sets a good example?

A roe model.