What did the salmon say to his shy Japanese girlfriend?

Don't be koi.

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Why are foodfights forbidden in japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

Why couldn't the Japanese guy see his car?

Because he had a cataract!

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Why did the salmon cross the road?

To get to the front page

What do you call a fish that's on its way to somewhere?

Salmon en route