What did the salmon say to his shy Japanese girlfriend?

Don't be koi.

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Why do Japanese Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So you can tell them apart from feminists.

What's the hardest part breaking up with a Japanese girlfriend?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

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What do you get if you cross a salmon a bird's leg and a hand ?

Birdsthigh fish fingers !

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Salmon