Salmon Jokes

Why did the salmon cross the road?

To get to the front page

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Salmon

What did the salmon say to his shy Japanese girlfriend?

Don't be koi.

Whats pink and smells like salmon?

trout

How long did it take the fish to go to the store?

salmon or eight minutes.

What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?

IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!"

Where does a salmon go to deposit a check?

To the river bank!

What do you call a fish that's on its way to somewhere?

Salmon en route

What did the salmon say when it hit the wall?

Dam"

What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

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What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella

What do you get if you cross a salmon a bird's leg and a hand ?

Birdsthigh fish fingers !

What do you call a Salmon that sets a good example?

A roe model.

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What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island?

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What did the cannibal say after he ate a woman in the Coliseum?

He's gladiator.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What do Kermit The Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.

Why a conch shell, and why there of all places?

So that when you put your ear against it, you can smell the ocean."

Nutella Jokes More Nutella Jokes

What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella

Why do lesbians hate Nutella?

Because it's not nut-free

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers

Who the biggest Loser of them all?

Type this in on your search bar. LOSER.COM

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many extroverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's throw a party while we're at it.

How many Buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, change comes from within.

Chant Jokes More Chant Jokes

What did the blonde Buddhist say when she finished her 88th prayer?

I literally chant even..."

What did the Gregorian monk say when he was kicked out of the monastery?

Give me one more chants!

Folder Jokes More Folder Jokes

What is the only type of folder that can make you sick?

Salmon Manilla

Where's that?

Hawaii Where's that -Jamaica Daddy where was I -You weren't born Why's the folder called 'Good Ole Days'

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

How Am I Driving' sign* *Panics* Hello?

There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving

What driver doesn't have a license?

A screwdriver