Salmon Jokes

Why did the salmon cross the road?

To get to the front page

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Salmon

What did the salmon say to his shy Japanese girlfriend?

Don't be koi.

Whats pink and smells like salmon?

trout

How long did it take the fish to go to the store?

salmon or eight minutes.

What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?

IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!"

Where does a salmon go to deposit a check?

To the river bank!

What do you call a fish that's on its way to somewhere?

Salmon en route

What did the salmon say when it hit the wall?

Dam"

What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

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What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella

What do you get if you cross a salmon a bird's leg and a hand ?

Birdsthigh fish fingers !

What do you call a Salmon that sets a good example?

A roe model.

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The evening mews !

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Trick-or-trout!"

Why did the trout leave the cult?

They were too sacrifishal

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Because he was born in a barn.

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Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

What's white and covers the road in the early morning?

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The new york Jets

What's a terrorists favorite sports team?

The new York jets.