Salmon Jokes

Why did the salmon cross the road?

To get to the front page

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Salmon

What did the salmon say to his shy Japanese girlfriend?

Don't be koi.

Whats pink and smells like salmon?

trout

How long did it take the fish to go to the store?

salmon or eight minutes.

What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?

IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!"

Where does a salmon go to deposit a check?

To the river bank!

What do you call a fish that's on its way to somewhere?

Salmon en route

What did the salmon say when it hit the wall?

Dam"

What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

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What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella

What do you get if you cross a salmon a bird's leg and a hand ?

Birdsthigh fish fingers !

What do you call a Salmon that sets a good example?

A roe model.

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What do elephants do in the evenings ?

Watch elevision !

What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the stoner cross the road?

A: Who else would follow a chicken

Why did the baby cross the road?

It didn't hit the car's windshield.

Deposit Jokes More Deposit Jokes

What's the difference between me and a pigeon?

A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW

How are one night stands like savings accounts?

you make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

How do you know if your wine was made in the 90's?

It smells like teen spirit.

What is small furry and smells like bacon ?

A hamster !

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.

What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.

Chant Jokes More Chant Jokes

What do romantic fish sing to each other?

Salmon-chanted evening !

What did the blonde Buddhist say when she finished her 88th prayer?

I literally chant even..."

Folder Jokes More Folder Jokes

What is the only type of folder that can make you sick?

Salmon Manilla

What folder do emails from histrionic venture capitalists go in?

deleted

Salmonella Jokes More Salmonella Jokes

What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella