What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella

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What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

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What did the salmon say when it hit the wall?

Dam"

How long did it take the fish to go to the store?

salmon or eight minutes.

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What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella

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Why do lesbians hate Nutella?

Because it's not nut-free

Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody