Where is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

In the ICU.

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What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

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Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

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Where my single ladies at?

drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

What's the worst place to be during a tornado?

Cracker Barrel.

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Where is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

In the ICU.

What did the nurse say to John Cena?

A: ICU.