Why are Wayne and Garth banned from playgrounds?

They hog the Schwing set.

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What has got four legs and an arm?

A: A Rottweiler in a playground.

How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground?

They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.

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Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

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Where do hogs keep their money?

In piggy banks.

Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.

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What does Wayne Gretzky's wife call him?

Wayne"

What's lil Wayne's favorite pizza?

Lil seizure