Why are Wayne and Garth banned from playgrounds?

They hog the Schwing set.

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What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

Why did the terrorist blow up the playground?

He was a suislide bomber!

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Why was Game Of Thrones banned from twitter?

Because twitter has an 140 character limit.

Why was the whittler banned from his synagogue?

Because he made his rabbi a little cross.

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Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog?

Because he was such a sloppy dresser.

How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

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What is Batman's favorite thing to do with his money?

Make it Wayne.

What does Wayne Gretzky's wife call him?

Wayne"