Why are Wayne and Garth banned from playgrounds?

They hog the Schwing set.

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What do you get if you cross a shark with a snowman?

An empty playground

Why are Wayne and Garth banned from playgrounds?

They hog the Schwing set.

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Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists

Why has the Malaysian Government banned Cheese Boards?

Because people keep reporting they've found de brie.

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Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.

Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog?

Because he was such a sloppy dresser.

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What is Batman's favorite thing to do with his money?

Make it Wayne.

Why are Wayne and Garth banned from playgrounds?

They hog the Schwing set.