Why are Wayne and Garth banned from playgrounds?

They hog the Schwing set.

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What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

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Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?

Because Allah likes digimon

Why do rabbits always get banned from CS:GO?

Because they're always bunny-hopping.

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What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

Why are Wayne and Garth banned from playgrounds?

They hog the Schwing set.

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What does Wayne Gretzky's wife call him?

Wayne"

What's lil Wayne's favorite pizza?

Lil seizure