Why are Wayne and Garth banned from playgrounds?

They hog the Schwing set.

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What has got four legs and an arm?

A: A Rottweiler in a playground.

Why did the terrorist blow up the playground?

He was a suislide bomber!

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Why are many electronics handbooks banned in Germany?

diepole

Why are Wayne and Garth banned from playgrounds?

They hog the Schwing set.

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What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

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What does Wayne Gretzky's wife call him?

Wayne"

What's lil Wayne's favorite pizza?

Lil seizure