Playground Jokes

What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

What did one kid at the playground say to the other kid?

Hello from the other slIIIIiiiIIIIide

What do you get if you cross a shark with a snowman?

An empty playground

Why did the terrorist blow up the playground?

He was a suislide bomber!

Why are Wayne and Garth banned from playgrounds?

They hog the Schwing set.

What has got four legs and an arm?

A: A Rottweiler in a playground.

What do you call someone who designs playgrounds?

A Park-itect

What do German kids play on the playground?

Guten tag!

How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground?

They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.

What did the priest say to the child at the playgrounds?

Its a slippery slope.

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What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

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He fell off the palm tree

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel with a Hummer?

A gray and red hairy paste.

What do you get if you cross a cow a french fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

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Why didn't Hellen Keller learn to lip-read?

The braille left her lips numb.

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When a woman can easily move her lips after she applies it

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Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"

Distract Jokes More Distract Jokes

Why doctor?

Doctor: "Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

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Why aren't snowmen called snow women?

Because they're in the kitchen melting.

What would you get if you crossed a snowman and a vampire?

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How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground?

They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.

How do you pick Dolly Parton's Kids out of a crowd?

They're the ones with stretch marks around their lips.