Playground Jokes

What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

What did one kid at the playground say to the other kid?

Hello from the other slIIIIiiiIIIIide

What do you get if you cross a shark with a snowman?

An empty playground

Why did the terrorist blow up the playground?

He was a suislide bomber!

Why are Wayne and Garth banned from playgrounds?

They hog the Schwing set.

What has got four legs and an arm?

A: A Rottweiler in a playground.

What do you call someone who designs playgrounds?

A Park-itect

What do German kids play on the playground?

Guten tag!

How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground?

They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.

What did the priest say to the child at the playgrounds?

Its a slippery slope.

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What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

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What is Batman's favorite thing to do with his money?

Make it Wayne.

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They hog the Schwing set.

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Why did the chicken run into a well?

Because it didn't see that well.

Why did the chicken cross the Mbius strip?

To get to the same side.

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What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"

What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

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What is brown and has got four legs and an arm?

A Rottweiler on a children's playground.

What has got four legs and an arm?

A: A Rottweiler in a playground.

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How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground?

They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.

How do you pick Dolly Parton's Kids out of a crowd?

They're the ones with stretch marks around their lips.

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Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

What do you call a Psychic Compromise?

A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.

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How do you tell who the extroverted engineers are?

They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

What does a condom have in common with a coffin?

Ones for coming and ones for going.