What has got four legs and an arm?

A: A Rottweiler in a playground.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

What do you call an Italian guy with one arm shorter than the other?

A Speech Impediment :)

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

How many thingamabobs does Ariel have?

20 "Twenty-*one*. She got the last one when she wished for legs."

Playground Jokes More Playground Jokes

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

What do you get if you cross a shark with a snowman?

An empty playground

Rottweiler Jokes More Rottweiler Jokes

What has got four legs and an arm?

A: A Rottweiler in a playground.

What is brown and has got four legs and an arm?

A Rottweiler on a children's playground.