How many thingamabobs does Ariel have?

20 "Twenty-*one*. She got the last one when she wished for legs."

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What has two legs and can't stand up?

Half a cat

When you put a baby into a blender, why do you put her in legs first ?

A : So that you can see the expression on the face.........

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Why is the love of a woman with 20 children magical?

Because it feels like a wizard's sleave.

What's the best thing about twenty nine year olds?

There's 20 of them

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Who does Christopher Reeve wish he could be?

Christopher Walken

What do you do when you meet a robotic genie?

You mech a wish.

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Why do mermaids wear bras?

To cover up their Ariel-as.

Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.