How many thingamabobs does Ariel have?

20 "Twenty-*one*. She got the last one when she wished for legs."

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What do you call a door with no legs?

A door.

What do you call an Asian lady sitting on a fence with no arms or legs?

Pai-Ling

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How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

What's better than a hot 29 year old?

20 hot 9 year olds.

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What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

How many lonely guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he wishes it took two.

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Why did Ariel wear seashells?

A: Because she grew out of her B shells.

How many thingamabobs does Ariel have?

20 "Twenty-*one*. She got the last one when she wished for legs."