What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends ?

A witch with a blindfold !

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What happens when you see two twin sister witches?

You don't know which witch is which!

What do you call someone who gets stoned and baked?

A witch.

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Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

Why do all polish names end in SKI ?

They can't spell TOBOGGAN !

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Where are you going to keep them ?

Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath Stan: Blindfold them !

How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.