What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends ?

A witch with a blindfold !

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Why couldn't the wizard get the witch pregnant?

He had a hollow-weenie

What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

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What's the difference between the Holocaust and the Boston Marathon Bombing?

The Boston Marathon Bombing ended a race.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

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What do Asian people use as blindfolds?

Shoe laces.

What is the cheapest way to blindfold an Asian?

Dental floss.