What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends ?

A witch with a blindfold !

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Why do witches have stiff joints ?

They get broomatism !

Who went into a witche's den and came out alive ?

The witch !

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What starts with "p," ends with "s," and is really long?

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!

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What is the cheapest way to blindfold an Asian?

Dental floss.

How do you blindfold an Asian person?

You put floss over his eyes.