Where are you going to keep them ?

Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath Stan: Blindfold them !

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What'd she want?

Me: nothing. Mgr: Where're all the donuts

What 6 things would you want on a deserted island?

Me: 1) You-- 10YO: Seriously Why would you drag me into that

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Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.

What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).

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What do Asian people use as blindfolds?

Shoe laces.

What is the cheapest way to blindfold an Asian?

Dental floss.

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Where are you going to keep them ?

Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath Stan: Blindfold them !

What did the Taliban soldier say to his buddy?

Afgan I pee... Stan he fer me a minute.