Where are you going to keep them ?

Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath Stan: Blindfold them !

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What does your wife/girlfriend want more than anything in the world?

Nothing, she's fine.

Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Why don't you take Pokemon to the bathroom with you?

because they might Pikachu!

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?

European

Blindfold Jokes More Blindfold Jokes

What do you get when you cross a busy road with a broken leg and a blindfold?

Hit.

What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends ?

A witch with a blindfold !

Stan Jokes More Stan Jokes

What did the Taliban soldier say to his buddy?

Afgan I pee... Stan he fer me a minute.

Who's Becky, Stan?

She's just a country!