What do you call a man with no arms?

Anything you want. He is 'armless

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

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What 6 things would you want on a deserted island?

Me: 1) You-- 10YO: Seriously Why would you drag me into that

Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

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Why did the man throw duck food at Nurse Jackie?

Because she was a quack.

What do you call a man who worships his own scrotum?

Sacrilegious.

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What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

What do you call a armless, legless man in water?

Bob.