What do you call a man with no arms?

Anything you want. He is 'armless

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What did the guy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

Cancer.

Why did Sally fall off the swingset?

Because she had no arms. "knock knock" "whose there?" "not sally!"

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Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

What does DNA Helicase and a 16 year old boy have in common?

the both want to unzip your genes. if you didnt get it: https://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index qid=20121209104938AAKihOC

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What is the most painful cereal known to man kind?

Banana Nut Crunch.

What do you mean you're not going to spank me?

I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you

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What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

What do you call a man with no arms?

Anything you want. He is 'armless