What 6 things would you want on a deserted island?

Me: 1) You-- 10YO: Seriously Why would you drag me into that

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Why did the cat join the Red Cross ?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !

How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.

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Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1. I'll show myself out now.

What does Bernie Sanders say when he gets a haircut?

Remove only the top 1% please.

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A dead baby in 6 trash cans.

What is the temperature of the average coffin?

6 Below

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What do you call a robot dressed in drag?

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What's WRONG with me?

I named 6 things before I realized it was a rhetorical question.

What 6 things would you want on a deserted island?

Me: 1) You-- 10YO: Seriously Why would you drag me into that