Why was 6 afraid of 11?

Because 11 snaps people's necks with her mind.

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Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

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What's your cell phone?

iPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

Whats your best "This is so bad that " joke?

For example, "this is so bad TBS just picked it up for 6 episodes."

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What's DJ Khaled's favourite number?

11, Because it has another 1.

What's DJ Khaled's favorite number?

11, because it has another one.

Snap Jokes More Snap Jokes

What did the rubber band factory worker say when he was fired?

Oh snap!

When are Pomeranians good at taking photographs?

Only when they snap at something!