Why was 6 afraid of 11?

Because 11 snaps people's necks with her mind.

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Why is it so hard to make up your mind on what to get in an Italian restaurant?

A: There are just too many pastabilities!

What's the difference between a shopping cart and a radical feminist?

A shopping cart will, on occasion, exhibit a mind of it's own

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Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

Because 9, 8, 7....

What has 6 eyes but cant see?

3 blind mice.

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Why aren't jokes in base eight funny?

Because 7, 10, 11!

Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny?

Because 7, 10, 11.

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When are Pomeranians good at taking photographs?

Only when they snap at something!

What's the difference between my guitar and my girlfriend?

My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string