My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string
The homeless man has $7 to his name.
One's a leaker, one's a Le Car.
I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.
Because it had a hole in the middle.
Neither want me coming inside them.
When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!
Show me your nose!"
Have another 80 year old woman yell "bingo!"
Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)
It Snapped, Crackled and Popped the question.
