My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string
If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.
This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.
It didn't have any pickups
By selling your guitar.
When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.
The ones that are hot don't last as long
An old man yelling at the cloud
Petal to the nettle!
Only when they snap at something!
Ginger snaps.
