What's the difference between my guitar and my girlfriend?

My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a joke on Reddit and a joke on 9Gag?

About a day.

What's the difference between falling from the 1st and 10th floor?

Falling from the 1st floor: SPLAT! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Falling from the 10th floor: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! SPLAT!

Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!

What's the difference between my guitar and my girlfriend?

My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

Why does mom always yell at you?

Me: Marriage is complicated. 4: Is it because you're stupid

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

Snap Jokes More Snap Jokes

How did the rice crispy propose to the cornflake?

It Snapped, Crackled and Popped the question.

Why did the bear start playing music when the priest tried to absolve him of his sins?

Because the priest said "Bear, atone" and the bear thought he said "baritone" as in "play the baritone sax now". The bear immediately started wailing away on the sax, rocking back and forth so hard he knocked over all the prayer candles and almost snapped his own spine. All the priest could do was ask the lord for the strength needed to get this bear into heaven.