What do North Korea and my girlfriend have in common?

Neither want me coming inside them.

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Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

What's the most popular red wine?

We want our land back!!

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Who came up with hugs?

The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

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What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

What did the lesbian-vampire say to her girlfriend?

See ya next month.

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What's the problem with North Korea?

It has no Seoul!!

What Christmas Carol do they sing in North Korea?

We Three Kims