What do North Korea and my girlfriend have in common?

Neither want me coming inside them.

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What is the last thing you want to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson' Credit: old joke via: Norm Macdonald

What's the difference between a man and a woman?

A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.

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Why did ginny make harry get rid of his invisibility cloak?

He kept coming out of no where

What is Reddits favorite country?

Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!! :)

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What do a loading bar and my girlfriend have in common?

Both equally inefficient at letting me know when they are actually ready.

What do you name a girlfriend you haven't had for a long time?

Palmela Handerson

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Why do you never see people with disabilities in North Korea?

You have been banned from .

What's the problem with North Korea?

It has no Seoul!!