What do North Korea and my girlfriend have in common?

Neither want me coming inside them.

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Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

What's blue, standing in the kitchen?

STFU, I can paint my wife any colour I want!

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How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.

What happens when you put the energizer bunny's battery's in backwards?

He keeps coming and coming and coming.

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What do you call a pothead that breaks up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

What's the best thing about having a girlfriend who is addicted to Starbucks?

You'll never forget her name.

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Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means

What's the best thing about North Korea?

The traffic.