What do North Korea and my girlfriend have in common?

Neither want me coming inside them.

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How many tweakers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know

How is a chronic disease unlike the 9th Doctor, but like the 10th Doctor?

It sticks around for more than 1 Season, and doesn't want to go.

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How many Budists does it take... How many Budists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The change, if needed, will come from within.

Which came first. . . social media or dumb people?

AND which is worse. . . the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language

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What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes

What does a cow call his girlfriend?

His significant udder.

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Why is North Korea so polluted?

They have supreme litter.

What would North Korea be renamed to if it was taken over by a Scandinavian dictator?

Norse Korea