What do North Korea and my girlfriend have in common?

Neither want me coming inside them.

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What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

What do history teachers make when they want to get together?

Dates!

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Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

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What did the pirate's ghost say to his girlfriend?

I love your Boo-ty

How did Jared lose 30 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

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Why Pyongyang the capital of North Korea?

It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make

Where would be a good place to find 25 million north korean jokes?

In north korea itself.