What do North Korea and my girlfriend have in common?

Neither want me coming inside them.

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What did the World Chess Champion ask Michael Jackson?

Do you want to be black, or white

Who wants to hear an appendectomy joke?

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What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot?

A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.

What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?

Take me to your liter!

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What did Captain Kirk do when his girlfriend told him she had a defecation fetish?

William Shat-on-her

How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight?

She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.

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Why do you never see people with disabilities in North Korea?

You have been banned from .

What's the leader of north korea's wife wear when she's not in the mood?

a Kimono