What do North Korea and my girlfriend have in common?

Neither want me coming inside them.

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What did Goku want to be when he was growing up?

a SAIYANtist!

What's a word that starts with "N" that you don't want to call a black person?

Neighbor

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Who's there ! Ahmed ! Ahmed who ?

Ahmed a big mistake coming here !

What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking?

You slow down and use lube ( )

What did the otter say to his girlfriend?

You are my significant otter."

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What's life like in North Korea?

Oh, I can't complain."

What would North Korea be renamed to if it was taken over by a Scandinavian dictator?

Norse Korea