What do North Korea and my girlfriend have in common?

Neither want me coming inside them.

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What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).

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Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

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What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

Why is all of the music made in North Korea just absolutely terrible?

They've got no Seoul.