One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.
A racist!
Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!
Pink Floyd kept going after the wall.
A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.
Walking
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !
A testicle!
They heard it was a Superfund site.
uunnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg!
Cause pepper makes them sneeze.
Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
When its down your pants then its a goblin!
The worker then says, "No, our CEO doesn't like it."
tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))