What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

Who's the most unpopular person at the Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch football match?

The person who shouted "Give me an L!"

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling?

One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler!

Why are guys so bad at math?

They can't tell the difference between 3 inches and 9 inches.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight?

A well 'aardvark!

Where the hell did you get?

the barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.

Tickle Jokes More Tickle Jokes

What do you do before deploying a tickle into production?

A testicle!

What do they do with Tickle-Me-Elmo's before he leaves the factory?

Give him a couple of test-tickles.

Lottery Jokes More Lottery Jokes

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

Salt Water Jokes More Salt Water Jokes

Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Fairy Jokes More Fairy Jokes

When all of a sudden Tinker Bell shows up. He goes to a worker and says, "Wow, you guys have fairies in here?

The worker then says, "No, our CEO doesn't like it."

When is a fairy NOT a fairy?

When its down your pants then its a goblin!

Tink Jokes More Tink Jokes

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.