What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person that worships NASCAR?

A racist!

What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

What's the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?

Pink Floyd kept going after the wall.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Which cat won the race?

A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

Walking

Tickle Jokes More Tickle Jokes

How can you tell which end of a worm is which ?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !

What do you do before deploying a tickle into production?

A testicle!

Lottery Jokes More Lottery Jokes

Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery?

They heard it was a Superfund site.

What did Helen Keller say when she won the lottery?

uunnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg!

Salt Water Jokes More Salt Water Jokes

Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Fairy Jokes More Fairy Jokes

When is a fairy NOT a fairy?

When its down your pants then its a goblin!

When all of a sudden Tinker Bell shows up. He goes to a worker and says, "Wow, you guys have fairies in here?

The worker then says, "No, our CEO doesn't like it."

Tink Jokes More Tink Jokes

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

What are the 5 best Vegetables of all time?

tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))