What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

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What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

How do you get a person with podophobia to leave?

Just say "shoe".

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What's the difference between a plastic tube and an adjustable spanner ?

Both of em are in plastic, except for the adjustable spanner

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

On less person is drunk

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Why does the Pope always win at chess?

He has so many Bishops!

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

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How do Muslims do foreplay?

They tickle the goat on the chin.

How many tickles does a Japanese school girl want?

Tentickles.

Lottery Jokes More Lottery Jokes

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

Salt Water Jokes More Salt Water Jokes

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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When is a fairy NOT a fairy?

When its down your pants then its a goblin!

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

Tink Jokes More Tink Jokes

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!