What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What Did Kid Davis Say To The Lesbian Melons?

you cantaloupe. i just thought of this. probably not the first person to, but i certainly didn't steal it.

Who's the most unpopular person at the Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch football match?

The person who shouted "Give me an L!"

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a zombie and a redneck?

One is a brainless, dirty, slow moving abomination, and the other is a zombie.

What's the difference between someone unemployed and a gender-expert?

Nothing

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

What could have been the most stuppidest result of Napolleonic wars if France won?

Tsar Napoleon.

Tickle Jokes More Tickle Jokes

How many tickles does a Japanese school girl want?

Tentickles.

How do subscribers of r/jokes like their ribs?

Tickled.

Lottery Jokes More Lottery Jokes

What has six balls and screws everybody?

The lottery.

Why did the Greenlander get so angry when he didn't win the lottery?

Because he was inuit to win it

Salt Water Jokes More Salt Water Jokes

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Fairy Jokes More Fairy Jokes

When is a Pixie not a Pixie?

When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.

Why don't fairies live under toadstools?

Because there's not mushroom!

Tink Jokes More Tink Jokes

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.