What could have been the most stuppidest result of Napolleonic wars if France won?

Tsar Napoleon.

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What's the difference between a football match and a referendum?

In a football match, the best team wins.

What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

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Who is the most famous cow in France?

Albert Camoo

What do you call hot women in France?

Tourists

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Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies

Why don't people name their kids 'Napoleon'?

It's too complex

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Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.

What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.