Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.
He wanted to be a ninja-neer.
Skip to my loo.
3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)
In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.
because their lipstick
Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.
Vladimir's Poo Tin
Who are you
He didn't see the ewe turn.
Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.
She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.