Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

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Why don't you want to take a Pokemon into the bathroom?

Because it might Pikachu.

What did Mr &amp Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon?

A: But you cantaloupe!

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What did God say when he saw the first black person?

Ooops, I burnt one!

Why did the SSD burn a flag?

Because it was a Patriot Blaze

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do some girls walk in threes?

They can't even.

Why are most guys like floor tile?

Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!

President Jokes More President Jokes

What do Lewinsky, Monroe, and Reddit have in common?

They all went down on a President.

What do you call a president who interrupts people?

Donald Tr- WRONG!

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What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

What does a French carpenter say when he runs out of nails?

I haven't a clous.

Calorie Jokes More Calorie Jokes

How many calories does heartache burn?

Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.

Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.