Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.
Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well
Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...
An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier.
Nothing. He just laughed.
It got fired.
A pot roast
It depends on how close they are to the Mexico-United States border.
It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.
Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.
Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.
Because they're always Burning calories!
