Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.
Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"
A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
Damn, I burnt one."
Black mail.
Holy smoke!"
He tried fighting fire with fire.
It depends on the girl
It all depends on where you lose them.
A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.
A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.
Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.
They burn calories.
