Why shouldn't you burn scented candles inside of a Buddhist shrine?

Because doing so would be incense-itive!

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What do you get when you burn down Woolworths?

Coles.

Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?

He touched the beaker before it was cool.

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What did the blonde Buddhist say when she finished her 88th prayer?

I literally chant even..."

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.