Why shouldn't you burn scented candles inside of a Buddhist shrine?

Because doing so would be incense-itive!

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Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

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What type of gum does a Buddhist perfer?

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What does a redneck Buddhist believe in?

Reintarnation.