Why do you bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people

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Pete.

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Because he was dead.

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Cut the rope.

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Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul.

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Why do you bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people

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To even out the good things that happen to bad people.