Why do you bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people

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How do you bury a pothead?

Coughin'

Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

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What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

What did one lawyer say to the other?

we are both lawyers."

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Why Are Germans Buried 20 Feet Underground?

Because deep down they're real nice

Why do they bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul.

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Why do you bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people

Why do they bury child molesters 10 feet under?

Because deep down they're really good people.