What did one fish ask the other?

So how do you drive this thing

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What did the elephant say to the naked guy?

That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?

What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

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Why can't Saudi woman drive?

There's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Asian?

A car thief who can't drive

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What's wrong with them?

his boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."

What did the super-strong chlorella ask the moderately-weak chlorella?

Do you even algae-bruh?

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Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish