What did one fish ask the other?

So how do you drive this thing

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What was the last thing that went through Paul Walker's mind before he died?

The windshield.

What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.

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Who drives it?

The officer.

How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick?

cause their cars are always Stalin

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What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are?

A: Play ball.

When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why are fish always on drugs?

They just keep getting hooked.

What do you call a fish that's on its way to somewhere?

Salmon en route