What did one fish ask the other?

So how do you drive this thing

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

What's the only thing worse than a poop joke?

A corny poop joke. You can really visualize it.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives your girlfriend wild?

A $100 bill.

What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

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What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

Why dad?

he asks. Because my arm is getting tired

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do fish in Jamaica smoke ?

Sea-Weed. I'll show myself the door.

What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common?

They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.