Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

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Who isn't allowed to watch PG movies?

Orphans.

Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

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Why can't unicorns play soccer?

Because they don't exist

Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.

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What kind of fish will help you hear better ?

A herring aid !

What do your call a fish who starts a drug empire?

A scarfish

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What would happen if The Styx and The Stones got a band together?

It wood rock.

Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore?

They all lost their hearing

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What's the difference between a fish and a guitar?

You can't tuna fish!!!

What's the difference between a piano, glue, and a tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna (What about the glue ) I knew you'd get stuck on that

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What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?

Talonted!

What are the differences among a piano, a tuna, and super glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna