Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

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Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

Why does Brendon Rodgers hate Twitter?

It only allows 140 characters

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What instrument does Mother Earth play?

The Qatar.

How does a lawyer from Panama play his guitar?

He shreds.

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What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?

2 chairs and a half of a fish.

What do you call the fisherman that's always handling the pole while fishing?

The Master Baiter.

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What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

What do you call a guy with no musical talent that hangs out with the band?

The drummer.

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What's the difference between a fish and a guitar?

You can't tuna fish!!!

What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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Why can't the T-Rex play the piano?

Cause they're dead!

Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing