Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

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What does the sign at a nudist Buddhist beach say?

No Bhikkhunis(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed.

Why was the healthy potato not allowed on the plane?

He was on the "No Fry" list.

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Why do you never play uno with a mexican?

Because they will steal all the green cards.

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

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What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

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What do you call the retarded guy that follows the band around?

The Drummer

Which band does feminists hate the most?

Cis-tem of a Down

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Which is the saltiest fish?

Tuna

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

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What's the difference between a tuna, a piano and a gluestick?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

What do you get if you drop a piano on a team's defence?

A flat back four!