Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

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What does the polite racist say?

I will take over now, if you allow.

Who isn't allowed to watch PG movies?

Orphans.

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Why can't unicorns play soccer?

Because they don't exist

What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

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What sort of net is useless for catching fish ?

A football net !

Where did Noah park his fish?

The carp-ark.

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What instrument do piggys play in a band?

Pigcussion!

What's the difference between an flautist and a Porsche?

Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.

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What's the difference between a piano, glue, and a tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna (What about the glue ) I knew you'd get stuck on that

What's the difference between a fish and a guitar?

You can't tuna fish!!!

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How are a piano and a squirrel alike?

They both aren't artichokes

What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.