What does the sign at a nudist Buddhist beach say?

No Bhikkhunis(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed.

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Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

What about your mom?

No, no. Dad wouldn't allow that."

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Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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What did the sign say on the abandoned nuclear reactor?

Gone fission

What was wrriten on a sign at the entrance of a gas chamber in the Holocaust?

Watch your step