What does the sign at a nudist Buddhist beach say?

No Bhikkhunis(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed.

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What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

Why do hockey players always make terrible birthday cakes?

Because icing is not allowed.

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What does a redneck Buddhist believe in?

Reintarnation.

How do Buddhist monks compare interests?

With zen diagrams!

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Whats a sign a subreddit has strong moderation?

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Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".