What does the sign at a nudist Buddhist beach say?

No Bhikkhunis(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed.

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What is a crevice that is owned by someone and not allowed to be stepped into?

None of your abyss-ness

Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

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How many buddhists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they enlighten themselves.

How do Buddhist monks compare interests?

With zen diagrams!

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What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back"

Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork