What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back"

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Satisfaction Jokes More Satisfaction Jokes

What is Stephen Hawking's favourite song?

Satisfaction

Why do moslem girls love black guys?

more satisfaction at night for wearing a ninja suit all day.

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What instrument did the famous dog use to sign his autographs?

a Shar-Pei :)

Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.

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What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.

What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back"

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

What do you call an Egyptian doctor who works on peoples backs?

A Cairopractor!

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What would I be if I doubled myself?

Meme

How can a can you double your money?

By folding it in half.