What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back"

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Satisfaction Jokes More Satisfaction Jokes

Why do moslem girls love black guys?

more satisfaction at night for wearing a ninja suit all day.

What is Stephen Hawking's favourite song?

Satisfaction

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

What do you call an expert that studies sign language?

A signtist!

Guarantee Jokes More Guarantee Jokes

What if weight loss supplements ads are just made by British people really transparently trying to scam you?

You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.

Where is the best place to screw a Mt. Goat?

The edge of a cliff, you are guaranteed she will push back!

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet?

Egyptian dummies.

Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

Double Jokes More Double Jokes

What would I be if I doubled myself?

Meme

Why is paper money more valuable than coins?

When you put it in your pocket you double it and when you take it out you find it in creases. -