Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

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Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What did the tired pilot say to his crew?

I think I'm gonna crash

What did Mohammed Atta say to Larry Silverstein after the long flight?

Yo can I crash at your place?

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

What do you call a black man flying an airplane?

Pilot.

Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

A: Endless Bread!

Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What did one tower say to the other?

I've got a plane to catch

What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

Who's there ! Buddha ! Buddha who ?

Buddha this slice of bread for me !

What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.