Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

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Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

How does it feel to crash a rental car?

It Hertz.

What is not a truck crashing into people?

Nice.

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why was the pilot dying?

Because he had terminal cancer.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

Why does homemade bread not make your throat itch?

It's made from scratch

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?

When it's been sliced.

What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream! ... I think I'll join the reposting group now...