Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

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Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What do you call someone who crashes flying dinosaurs into buildings?

A pterrorist

Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

What do you call a Muslim who is also a pilot?

Greg if you're a friend, Gregory if you were introduced, Mr. Abdalla if you're doing business with one another.

What's the difference between god and pilots?

God doesn't think he's a pilot.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What did the Australian say to the two people fighting over bread?

It's stalemate

What did one piece of bread say to the sad piece of bread?

Its going to be all rye.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

What's the difference between most people and planes?

Most people miss the twin towers.

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?

A. Three if you slice them very thinly.

What did the oven tell the slice of bread?

You're !