Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

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Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What happened when Red-Beard's ship and Blue-Beard's ship crashed into each other?

They were MAROONED!

What is not a truck crashing into people?

Nice.

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

What do you call food between two slices of bread?

a sandwich

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

How far can this plane go with just one engine?

All the way to the crash site!

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich