What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream! ... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

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Why is your shirt on wrong?

Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"

What do you think of Dracula films?

Fangtastic!

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What's worse than dropping a scope of ice cream?

Dropping 2 scoops of ice cream. What's worse than dropping 2 scoops of ice cream? Getting a hand chopped off. What's worse than getting a hand chopped off? Getting both hands chopped off. What's worse than getting both hands chopped off? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping 3 scoops of ice cream.

How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

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Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the gym manager when he was joining a new gym?

I'll re-rack.

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What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

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What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich

Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

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What's a knife's favorite dessert?

Slice cream.

What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream! ... I think I'll join the reposting group now...