What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream! ... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

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Who's There?.........9/11.....9/11 Who?

I thought you said you'd never forget...."

What's your strongest weakness?

Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!

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What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

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Because he was hydra-phobic.

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What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)

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By reposting it every week!

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Because he's shellfish!

What do you call a slice of bread from another country?

An immigraint.

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What's a knife's favorite dessert?

Slice cream.

What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream! ... I think I'll join the reposting group now...