Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)
He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.
Probable Cosby
He got crped out.
The French Press Secretary!
He hates Dairy but likes Sodapop.
Steaks.
I came, I upvoted, I reposted.
Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being
A French press
Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)
Cause they hate the French press
Because they hate French press!
Because they hate the french press...