Why do Jihadist Muslims drink only instant coffee?

Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)

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Why do Jihadist Muslims only drink instant coffee?

Cause they hate the French press

What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

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Why do Jihadist Muslims drink only instant coffee?

Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)

Why do Jihadist Muslims only drink instant coffee?

Cause they hate the French press

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Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

Why do Jihadist Muslims only drink instant coffee?

Cause they hate the French press