Why do Jihadist Muslims drink only instant coffee?

Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)

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He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

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He got crped out.

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I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

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Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

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Why do Jihadist Muslims only drink instant coffee?

Cause they hate the French press

Why do Jihadist Muslims drink only instant coffee?

Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)

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Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

Why do jihadists drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the french press...