Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee?

Because they hate French Press!

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Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk?

Because they lactose.

Why do hipsters drink their Jello?

They want to have it before it's cool.

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What's the best benefit of working for ISIS?

early retirement

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

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Why do Communists only write in lowercase?

Because they hate Capitalism.

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Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)