Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee?

Because they hate French Press!

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Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

How do bros want their drinks?

NOICE!!!!

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Why is ISIS so good at sports?

Even in high-intensity games they always manage to execute

What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

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Why was Karl Marx against Chinese mutes?

Because he hated the B shu!

What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)

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What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS?

They both hate the French press

Why do Muslim extremists prefer to drink cappuccino?

Because they hate french press.