Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee?

Because they hate French Press!

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Why do Muslim extremists prefer to drink cappuccino?

Because they hate french press.

When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

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What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS?

What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS? CaliphNotes!

What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

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Why did the feminist fail in programming?

She hated objectification.

Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.

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Why do Jihadist Muslims drink only instant coffee?

Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)

Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee?

Because they hate French Press!