Why do Communists only write in lowercase?

Because they hate Capitalism.

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Who is the communist leader of r/Jokes ?

Chairman Lmao

What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!"

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What do you call a guy that hates Christmas and steals the woman you love?

Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl

Why do republicans hate math?

They were never comfortable with integration.

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Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

Who wrote it?

Major Bumsore

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What do you call it if a white person robs you?

Capitalism

Why are hippies against capitalism?

Because money doesn't grow on trees.