Why do Communists only write in lowercase?

Because they hate Capitalism.

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What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

Who was the funniest Communist?

Roflmao

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Why does the NSA hate the winter?

They got snowed in.

What is the difference between being Scottish, Irish, or Welsh?

The difference is what people you hate

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Why do they write PIZZA all over the box?

what else could possibly be in there

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

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Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?

Because he hates capitalism.

What do you get if you cross Islam and Capitalism?

v2 Allah's Snackbar.