Why do Communists only write in lowercase?

Because they hate Capitalism.

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What do you call a communist who's good with a rifle?

A marxman.

What do you call an American who does not like apple pie?

A Communist

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What's the difference between love and hate?

A) Usually about 6 months.

Why does everyone hate 7?

Because 7 kneeled during the National Anthem.

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What do you call an egg that cures cancer?

A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.

Why is history called His story?

Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.

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What's the difference between communism and capitalism?

In the former, man exploits man, in the latter, it's exactly the opposite.

Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism