Why do Communists only write in lowercase?

Because they hate Capitalism.

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Where do Communists go to get burgers?

Czechers.

How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.

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Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

Who does a hypocrite really hate?

A hypocrite!

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What does a Obstetrician and a well written joke have in common?

They deliver

What's the difference between Bill Cosby and Lena Dunham?

Lena Dunham wrote the book about it.

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Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism

What do you call it if a white person robs you?

Capitalism