How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.

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How do you know it was not U.S. that did the aerial bombing?

Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.

How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

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Who won?

One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank.

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !

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What do you call a communist pirate?

Lutin.

What's similar between communists and communism?

Neither work.

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Who is your favorite President of China?

According to her it's Mao.

Who is the favourite communist leader of all the cats?

Mao