How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.

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What is the thinnest book in the world?

What Men Know About Women

How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

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What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

How do cats park their cars?

They allel park

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Why did the communists trip over?

Because they were Russian!

What do you call an arranged marriage between two communists who don't like each other?

A so-be-it union.

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Who is your favorite President of China?

According to her it's Mao.

Why is there no sofa in the forbidden kingdom?

because Mao is more of a chair man!