How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.

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Why do you look surprised in all your selfies?

Didn't you know you were taking the picture

How many Vietnam veterans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SON YOU WEREN'T THERE!!

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What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

Kevin still doesn't know.

How do you make a Cat sound like a Dog?

You pour some gasoline on it, light it on fire and it will go

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What do you call a party of communists that haven't seen each other in years?

Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.

What do a communist and communism itself have in common?

Neither one works.

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How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.

Who is the favourite communist leader of all the cats?

Mao