How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.

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Why don't cows drink milk?

because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

What's the best part about having a blind partner?

You know they won't be seeing other people.

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What does a cat say when it lands on it's back?

Me. Ow.

What do you get when you cross a duck and a cat?

A Chinese restaurant's newest entree!

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What do communists clean first when they do their laundry?

Their Linens

What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

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What sound does a Chinese cat make?

Mao

Who is the favourite communist leader of all the cats?

Mao