YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SON YOU WEREN'T THERE!!
Pandatory. Stupid, I know.
When you can pull the pin and throw it back
Two. One to put it in and one to complain that he never screws anything anymore.
None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.
How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None - it's probably screwed it too tight anyhow!
You don't know? That's right, you know, because you weren't there, man!
SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now
For planning high trees, son.
A: YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN, YOU WEREN'T THERE!!! YOU DON'T KNOW!!!
You weren't there man
You weren't there, man!